"Trendy Top" - This Is Real

From the same clever folks who brought you Pajama Jeans (because who doesn't want to sleep, eat, shop, travel, ride bikes, clean, jog, and snuggle in the same pair of stretchy pants?) comes another gem of an invention for America's laziest consumer.

I bring you, "The Trendy Top":

In lieu of wearing pants that fit or a shirt that doesn't cut of your circulation, you can now buy color-coded ace bandages that conveniently slip right over your jeans and under your too-tight t-shirt. No more strings or grannies sticking out of your pants while you're doing every day things like sitting. Or doing back hand springs (please watch the video below for more examples of how useful this product can be).

Here are a couple wacky alternatives to The Trendy Top: Eat less. Buy clothes that fit. Invest in some low rise undies. There will never, ever be anything good (or "trendy") about wearing your spanx ON TOP OF your pants.

Way to go, America!