Friday, February 24, 2012

The Next Time You Hear From Me...

...I will be pontificating on all things Oscar.


Warning: It may not be as lengthy (or as coherent) as my usual award show posts. Here's why.

I have a business trip on Monday.

Why does this matter? Well, because of my recent bouts with panic I've decided to fly on Sunday afternoon so that I can take some strong stuff to knock me out for my flight. When I take these drugs 2 things happen:

1) I don't have panic attacks. (LIKE)
2) I'm groggy & out of it. (DISLIKE)

Because I don't want to present in front of 100 people in a drug-induced haze, I decided to fly in a day early & sacrifice the coherence of my Oscar recap. On the upside, it may make me funnier. We'll see.

Fingers crossed the flight goes off without a hitch (I'm not afraid to fly, I just can't control my stupid brain) & I arrive in Cincy in plenty of time to dish on all of the unfortunate fashion choices, underwhelming speeches, and Billy's song & dance.


Happy Friday!

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