Coffee Table Books I've Actually Read

I have four favorites:

This one taught me I have much to learn (and also, I wish I rich).

This one taught me I will never be as cool as the kids with hippie artist parents (and also, I wish I was rich).

This one taught me that being rich, but neglected, as a child will scar you for life (but I'd still like to be rich).

This one taught me that it's hard out there for a pimp, but once you're rich, it ain't no thang.

Yep.