A Sign I'm Not Interested In Seeing

I like movies. A lot.

I like bowling. A little.

Put these two pastimes in one place that's not a mall. I'm in.

But when a sign such as the one I'm about to share greets me at the door of said venue, I can't help but question whether or not it's the place for me.

1) I don't like being told that I have to be neat AND casual.
2) The phrase "tuck in" in scares me.
3) MC colors. Miller Coors? Many Creepy? More Crepes? Help me out here.
4) GAME DAY EXCEPTIONS. Gotta love a place that makes exceptions for Sports Center.
5) Prejudice against orthodontia is cruel.

 

Dear Lucky Strike,

NOPE.