Beyond the obvious (no talent for America to appreciate, no interest in receiving the final rose, no sex tape), there is one predominant reason I am not destined for Access Hollywood greatness.
I will never, EVER, pose like this for a picture:
While perusing popsugar.com, I came across this little Jenny From The Block Gem.
She's for serious posing.
I tried this once:
Yep.
In my defense, I was 9. JLo (also not a name) is someone's mom. And she's been married 3 times. GET IT TOGETHER, PAPI.
also, that spot for fiat she's in - she does this dance move at the end in which she looks like someone's mom in jc penny shorts. no? just me?
ReplyDeleteoh j-lo. scary.
ReplyDeleteyour pose on the other hand is quite cute