Why I'm Not A Doctor

There are so very many reasons this girl is not equipped to save anyone's life.

1) I took Mircobiology 110 pass/fail. The only reason I didn't fail is the TA thought I was cute. FACT.
2) I cry when I see old men that look lonely (they might not be lonely, they might just be alone at that particular moment, but I can't take it). I'm guessing old men don't like it when doctors cry during a check up.
3) I hate uniforms.
4) I'm not smart enough.

So instead, I'm in advertising. It's hella stressful and has somehow managed to give me panic attacks, but at least when my timelines are late or the strategy is off, no one loses a limb or overdoses on the wrong meds.

This concludes today's dose of the glass is halfish full, starring Lauren Elizabeth.