This trailer left me saying "No. No. No." to my TV.
Really Hollywood? This is the best you got?
No wait - I will see that "really" and raise you a REALLY Jason Lee? Don't tell me you have a kid & you're doing it for him/her. That's offensive. I do not think it's a coincidence that we don't see you doing a massive press tour to support this bad boy.
As I've mentioned here before, I don't like most animated films. But at least if it's a cartoon, we can allow ourselves to be swept away by magical ferries and evil queens. But live animation - especially when the pretend stuff interacts with humans (don't get me started on the Smurfs movie) -I honestly get angry. Maybe it's irrational and even makes me unlikeable, but I gotta be honest. I couldn't care less.
Pigs don't talk.
Dolphins don't save lives.
And sure as hell, mice don't wear matching outfits and sing Lady Gaga.
NOPE.
Just to be clear, movies like this are just as offensive, but for entirely different reasons.
Again, REALLY Hollywood? This is what we get?
Oh my god I hate Katherine Heigl with a hot fury more intense than the core of the sun. And I hate myself only slightly less for knowing how to spell her ridiculous name.
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