Is it sexy? I mean, I guess. It's essentially a Harelquin novel in classier packaging, so if you like those, you'll love it.
This gem appears to be shooting ahead of Fabio's greatest hits for 2 reasons:
1) The woman who wrote it has admitted that the book is inspired by the passion/longing Edward & Bella (that's right, the vampires) felt in the "Twilight" series.
This book is for you.
2) Desperate Housewives everywhere are in need of some love. Apparently now, more than ever.
The "story" revolves around an innocent 20-something virgin who falls for a dominant (literally) older guy. The whole will she/won't she bit falls flat real early because we all know she will. She comes across as an enormous idiot, which also doesn't help (I'm clumsy! I am ugly (buteveryonetellsmehowgorgeousIam)! My best friend is perfect!
Remember "She's All That"?
She's the rated NC-17 version of her.
Now, what I'm about to say may come off as insensitive and/or ageist, but I'm gonna say it anyway. If you are a housewife who hasn't had sex in weeks or months and/or hasn't ever had good sex, be prepared for the following:
1) You will love this book because it might reignite something long since deemed dead.
2) You will hate this book because I can almost guarantee you will never have the kind of sex these 2 are having.
3) You will never actually meet or sleep with Edward Cullen.
Yep, you're pretty much the demo you fruit loop.
The book took me all of 3 hours to read, so if you're curious, you won't waste that much time.
Or you could just go have sex. Either way.
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